Apparently I am too good at call.

Apparently I am too good at call.

I am too efficient.

I get the cases moving expeditiously.

I come in, schedule the case, pick the case, get the patient, prep the patient, do the case, call the PACU, cleanup after the case.

Rinse, repeat, PRN.

And I intimidate people with my efficiency.

People don’t like to take call with me because I expect them to, you know, work.

At least that is the latest rumor going about.

I ask them to do too much.

So much extra.

Like, their job.

The one they get paid for.

What the actual fuck?

to be continued.

I am too upset right now.