To answer the page at 7684843201600

Um.

This is too many digits.

For America.

This is too many digits.

I could not even begin to parse this return number on my pager.

I believe 786 is Miami.

But this is 768.

The only thing to do is to hope they realize their mistake and page again.

Oh, listen.

They paged again.

And this time the return number is 768.

I will learn who this is when they call the nursing supervisor and complain that they didn’t get a call back.

And, when I go in to do the case, I will show them the botched page.

Both of them.