The gown card reads, “Sometimes anesthesia reminds me of doting pet parents every time a cat stretches its entire length out, but instead of saying big stretch, the commentary is big cough.”

If you have a cat, or some dogs, you’ve given this commentary.

The cat stretches out their back legs or their front legs in an elongating stretch that makes you comment, every time, “big stretch”. The human extends the i sound to mimic the satisfying stretch the cat has just done. This comment is definitely a reflex on the human’s part.

When a patient is breathing on their own after anesthesia and is extubated by the anesthesia provider there is often a reflective cough after the tube is removed. Without fail, anesthesia will comment “big cough”. Extending the same i sound to encourage the patient to cough again.

I have a cat. I know how this goes.

The cat stretches for a variety of reasons. To say hi, to loosen up their muscles after a nap, and even to invite their owners to play. These are all positive affirmations by the cat that the human is a good human. A good stretch is also an indication that the cat is content and feels safe in the human’s company.

A good cough after extubation and the accompanying praise can also be a good indication that the patient is safe with the OR staff.

After all, a good couch stirs up the juices (for lack of a better, less icky word) that have been stagnating in the lungs during the duration of anesthesia and surgery. This improves lung exchange and can have a positive effect on the pulse oximeter reading.

The intonation and the elongated i in big is the same.

Both instances are hilarious.