Call secrets of the OR #3- Positivity is a must

This is what I alluded to all the way back in call secrets of the OR #1 when I told the surgeon that I approach each case with optimism and I do not dwell on the possibilities.

Not a lot of people like call.

I get this.

However, I think it is because their attitude is wrong.

In case after case after case, the surgeon talks about what can go wrong during the surgery. Before the incision is even made.

I let them grouse and complain and say that they are missing sleep. They list off the complications that could happen. Not will, but could. Yes, yes, we all are missing sleep. I let them get it out of their system. There is a LOT of complaining.

And then I hit them with “But what if none of that happens?”

What if the appendix is sitting on top of their bowel, just ready to be plucked?

What if I have everything in the room for every eventuality and therefore you are not delayed?

What if I can get you back in bed in 90 minutes, 60 if it is an uncomplicated appendix?

Don’t get me wrong, sometimes the nights are very long and I don’t see my bed until after day shift starts. And my cat, who has boundary issues, demands that I get up and touch the food in her dish at 0800, even if I’ve just gotten into bed. Sometimes the case devolves into a messy one and I don’t have everything they need. Sometimes the case devolves into a real shit show and now I have to man the phones to arrange for a higher level of care bed in the intensive care unit.

Sometimes not cool stuff does happen. But not every time. And certainly, not every night.

What if by naming the bad outcome you are dreading makes it happen? What if by naming the bad outcome you are dreading makes it not happen.

Call is a craps shoot. With a 20 sided die. Sometimes you get a natural 1 and it all goes to hell. But there is an equal chance of a nat-20 and the incarcerated hernia reduces itself as the patient goes off to sleep.

Yes, this can happen.

Don’t you see? By steeling yourself that the bad thing will always happen, you cut yourself off from the possibility that it won’t.

I admit that sometimes I am aggressively positive. Which can irritate a surgeon or a coworker. I know this and I will not be working on it.

I just shrug and say, “Oh well. Better luck next time.”