Last week it was too hot to cook.
This week I was going to make red velvet cake with chips made out of frozen frosting. Well, I have the frosting chips made and in the freezer.
But I put the red velvet cake mix somewhere safe.
I have no idea where I put it.
I made Devil’s Food cake mix cookies with Andes mint chips instead.
And if that isn’t an analogy for our current political shitstorm I don’t know what is.
The red velvet cake mix cookies with white frozen frosting chips was supposed to be patriotic.
Instead I made a deal with the devil. Not unlike more than 50% of our elected representatives and senators.
Can’t be witty right now, I am too mad.
I think I’m going to go kill a lot of the undead monsters in the computer game.
Dispatches from the Evening Shift 