The gown card reads “OR as an Aesop Fable series- 3 pigs, Goldilocks”.
This was from a series I have on the back burner, I take it out every so often, and look at it and think “Someday.”
I got my start writing OR parodies. I did several and self-published, if that is what it can be called, at a little store near my house.
I wrote a bunch of them.
I wrote about the number of things I pick up off the floor.
I wrote about the very bad, no-good day, a surgeon had in an OR.
I wrote about Tiny Hiney, a green frog bottle opener.
I wrote about OR sign language.
I wrote about the 12 days of the OR Christmas and what an ass Jack Ashe the charge nurse was.
I had several more in the pipeline. By that I mean I was writing them, thinking about them, talking them up with my coworkers.
And then the store closed. RIP.
And then I went back to school and my brain was suddenly full of new concepts.
But I never forgot how I got my start.
The gown card lists two of the stories I was working on.
The 3 pigs were the charge nurses standing up to a blowhard surgeon.
Goldilocks was about a coworker that was trying all the different specialties like a wrecking ball. Spoiler alert, they never found the right fit.
I also wrote a Hickory Dickory Doc parable/funny.
I will get back to them, I promise. I may change them, but I will get back to them.
I just have the Big Write in front of me.
And I also have to be in the right frame of mind for comedy.
Don’t hold your breath because I won’t be holding mine.